Introducing THE definitive red.g shirt! (until we come up with a different one.) This OFFICIAL red.g shirt is made from the finest shirt materials and manufactured in some of the finest t-shirt facilities (we hope). This shirt is less a piece of clothing and more a reminder of what makes humans so special. Test fitters for this shirt reported feeling quote "limitless power" and "unimpeded by your human laws." I don't know what that means, but we here at red.g think it's pretty obvious that anyone who wears this shirt has immense class and impeccable taste. This design and shirt combination will only be available for a limited time, so hurry up and wear it before it wears you.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• red.g is not responsible for any incredible feats of strength or great altruistic deeds done while wearing this red.g shirt, and kindly asks you to avoid displaying it in public to avoid being swept away by large hordes of people who have fallen in love with you.
• See your doctor if you can't swim.

"red.g, that's exactly what uh... yeah" - red.g

Introducing the limited run red.g OFFICIAL flag. Created in a building that makes flags, this flag will blend with ease into anything else you have that's bright red. 9/10 dentists recommend hanging this flag in your home to fix any and all relationship problems. We are all red.g.
• 100% polyester
• Knitted fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Print on one side
• Blank reverse side
• 2 iron grommets

This unisex classic tee comes highly recommended by people who wear unisex classic tees! The Heather Gray color compliments the black print "red.g" to create that understated and sophisticated look that's so often associated with red.g fans. It's not a coincidence, give it a try!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• I can't find my keys